Sorry Doctor McCoy - Star Trek fans will know why.
after accidently hitting our class skeleton
I’d tell you what I really think about the public school system, but I’m not allowed to use that kind of language in the classroom.
He went to Harvard, then saw the errors of his ways and went to Cornell.
Talking about his alma mater
Pigments are the little white tablets you use to freshen your pig’s breath with.
I can go onto Google Maps and point out exactly where my syrup comes from. Just like I can go onto Google Maps and point out exactly where my honey comes from.
The most simplistic organisms would be bacteria cells and the most complex organisms would be bacteria cells.
On what life would be like without photosynthesis
If you want to go around smelling like Raid, go ahead.
After being slapped from asking the perfume of a woman who caused his allergic reaction.
Terminate with extreme prejudice. Translation: I’m going to kill you.