Shit My Biology Teacher Says

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It’s as black as the inside of a cow’s stomach at midnight.

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You can take a gene from a jellyfish, put it in a kitty cat and you get a glow-in-the-dark kitty.

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You’re thinking like a mammalocentric

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Go get ‘em Gilbert - He’s savagely attacking the rocks at the bottom of the tank.

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Plants are dull. Rocks are dull. Fossils of rocks must be incredibly dull.

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When you drop an egg from a seventy-one foot drop, it’s a fascinating ride for the first 70 ft. It’s the last millimeter that messes everything up.

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3 Carbon minus 1 Carbon equals 2 Carbon. Big Bird is my hero

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Look at those two red “C”s right there. Or is it magenta?

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Do you have any problems before I fail you on your next test?

I don’t get mad, I get even.